Friday Funny

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr Phil proclaimed:

'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.'

So, I looked around our apartment to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving for work this morning I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish cream, a packet of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how good I feel right now!